What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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