I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The feeling are messing with the penis
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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