ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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