don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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