Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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