why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I think my moral compass just broke
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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