Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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