My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How's work?
Spinning.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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