what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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