am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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