Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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