Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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