your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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