I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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