butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You can't motorboat a personality
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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