I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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