420 ftw
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
