He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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