Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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