where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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