Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I need a beard to bite.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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