Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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