I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
