I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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