i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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