You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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