you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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