Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize