it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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