He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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