well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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