Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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