4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
These tits shall not be calmed
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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