So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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