Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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