She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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