Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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