I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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