I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Damn victory sex feels great
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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