you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm at about main and main street
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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