On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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