The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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