she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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