were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
