aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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