I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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