Your dad touched me again.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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