can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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