Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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