How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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