How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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