Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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