just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You have to summon your inner elephant
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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