Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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