You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
When are your genitals available?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize
